Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his
own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all,
the Time before him was his own, to make amends in!
"I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!"
Scrooge repeated as he scrambled out of bed. "The Spirits of
all Three shall strive within me. Oh, Jacob Marley! Heaven
and the Christmas Time be praised for this! I say it on my
knees, old Jacob; on my knees!"
He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions,
that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had
been sobbing violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face
was wet with tears.
"They are not torn down," cried Scrooge, folding one of his
bed-curtains in his arms, "they are not torn down, rings and all.
They are here—I am here—the shadows of the things that
would have been may be dispelled. They will be. I know they
will!"
His hands were busy with his garments all this time; turning
them inside out, putting them on upside down, tearing them,
mislaying them, making them parties to every kind of extravagance.
"I don't know what to do!" cried Scrooge, laughing and
crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoön of
himself with his stockings. "I am as light as a feather, I am as
happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy. I am as
giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody![94]
A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop!
Hallo!"
He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing
there: perfectly winded.
"There's the saucepan that the gruel was in!" cried Scrooge,
starting off again, and going round the fire-place. "There's
the door by which the Ghost of Jacob Marley entered!
There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present sat!
There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits! It's
all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha, ha, ha!"
Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many
years, it was a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The
father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs!
"I don't know what day of the month it is," said
Scrooge. "I don't know how long I have been among the
Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never
mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo! Whoop!
Hallo here!"
He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out
the lustiest peals he had ever heard. Clash, clash, hammer; ding,
dong, bell! Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clang, clash! Oh,
glorious, glorious!
Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head.
No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping
for the blood to dance to; Golden sun-light; Heavenly sky;
sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!
"What's to-day?" cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy
in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about
him.
"Eh?" returned the boy with all his might of wonder.
"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.
"To-day!" replied the boy. "Why, Christmas Day."
"It's Christmas Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't
missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can[95]
do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they
can. Hallo, my fine fellow!"
"Hallo!" returned the boy.
"Do you know the Poulterer's in the next street but one, at
the corner?" Scrooge inquired.
"I should hope I did," replied the lad.
"An intelligent boy!" said Scrooge. "A remarkable boy!
Do you know whether they've sold the prize Turkey that was
hanging up there?—Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?"
"What! the one as big as me?" returned the boy.
"What a delightful boy!" said Scrooge. "It's a pleasure
to talk to him. Yes, my buck!"
"It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"Walk-ER!" exclaimed the boy.
"No, no," said Scrooge, "I am in earnest. Go and buy it,
and tell 'em to bring it here, that I may give them the directions
where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a
shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes, and
I'll give you half-a-crown!"
The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady
hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast.
"I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's," whispered Scrooge, rubbing
his hands, and splitting with a laugh. "He shan't know who
sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never
made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be!"
The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady
one; but write it he did, somehow, and went down-stairs to open
the street-door, ready for the coming of the poulterer's man.
As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker caught his
eye.
"I shall love it as long as I live!" cried Scrooge, patting it
with his hand. "I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an
honest expression it has in its face! It's a wonderful knocker[96]!—Here's
the Turkey. Hallo! Whoop! How are you? Merry
Christmas!"
It was a Turkey! He never could have stood upon his legs,
that bird. He would have snapped 'em short off in a minute,
like sticks of sealing-wax.
"Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town," said
Scrooge. "You must have a cab."
The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with
which he paid for the Turkey, and the chuckle with which he
paid for the cab, and the chuckle with which he recompensed
the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which
he sat down breathless in his chair again, and chuckled till
he cried.
Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to
shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when
you don't dance while you are at it. But, if he had cut the end
of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking-plaster
over it, and been quite satisfied.
He dressed himself "all in his best," and at last got out into
the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he
had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and, walking
with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one
with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a
word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said, "Good
morning, sir! A merry Christmas to you!" And Scrooge said
often afterwards that, of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard,
those were the blithest in his ears.
He had not gone far when, coming on towards him, he beheld
the portly gentleman who had walked into his counting-house the
day before, and said, "Scrooge and Marley's, I believe?" It
sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman
would look upon him when they met; but he knew what path
lay straight before him, and he took it.
"My dear sir," said Scrooge, quickening his pace, and tak[97]ing
the old gentleman by both his hands, "how do you do? I
hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A
merry Christmas to you, sir!"
"Mr. Scrooge?"
"Yes," said Scrooge. "That is my name, and I fear it may
not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And
will you have the goodness——" Here Scrooge whispered in
his ear.
"Lord bless me!" cried the gentleman, as if his breath were
taken away. "My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious?"
"If you please," said Scrooge. "Not a farthing less. A
great many back-payments are included in it, I assure you.
Will you do me that favour?"
"My dear sir," said the other, shaking hands with him, "I
don't know what to say to such munifi——"
"Don't say anything, please," retorted Scrooge. "Come
and see me. Will you come and see me?"
"I will!" cried the old gentleman. And it was clear he
meant to do it.
"Thankee," said Scrooge. "I am much obliged to you. I
thank you fifty times. Bless you!"
He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched
the people hurrying to and fro, and patted the children on the
head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into the kitchens
of houses, and up to the windows; and found that everything
could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any
walk—that anything—could give him so much happiness.
In the afternoon he turned his steps towards his nephew's house.
He passed the door a dozen times before he had the courage
to go up and knock. But he made a dash, and did it.
"Is your master at home, my dear?" said Scrooge to the
girl. Nice girl! Very.
"Yes sir."
"Where is he, my love?" said Scrooge.[98]
"He's in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I'll
show you up-stairs, if you please."
"Thankee. He knows me," said Scrooge, with his hand
already on the dining-room lock. "I'll go in here, my dear."
He turned it gently, and sidled his face in round the door.
They were looking at the table (which was spread out in great
array); for these young housekeepers are always nervous on
such points, and like to see that everything is right.
"Fred!" said Scrooge.
Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started!
Scrooge had forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting in
the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it on
any account.
"Why, bless my soul!" cried Fred, "who's that?"
"It's I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner.
Will you let me in, Fred?"
Let him in! It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off. He
was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His
niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came. So
did the plump sister when she came. So did every one when
they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful
unanimity, won-der-ful happiness!
But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was
early there! If he could only be there first, and catch Bob
Cratchit coming late! That was the thing he had set his heart
upon.
And he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No
Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was full eighteen minutes
and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his door wide
open, that he might see him come into the tank.
His hat was off before he opened the door; his comforter too.
He was on his stool in a jiffy; driving away with his pen, as if he
were trying to overtake nine o'clock.
"Hallo!" growled Scrooge in his accustomed voice as near[99]
as he could feign it. "What do you mean by coming here at
this time of day?"
"I am very sorry, sir," said Bob. "I am behind my time."
"You are!" repeated Scrooge. "Yes. I think you are.
Step this way, sir, if you please."
"It's only once a year, sir," pleaded Bob, appearing from
the tank. "It shall not be repeated. I was making rather
merry yesterday, sir."
"Now, I'll tell you what, my friend," said Scrooge. "I am
not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore,"
he continued, leaping from his stool, and giving Bob such a dig
in the waistcoat that he staggered back into the tank again:
"and therefore I am about to raise your salary!"
Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had
a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it, holding
him, and calling to the people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat.
"A merry Christmas, Bob!" said Scrooge with an earnestness
that could not be mistaken, as he clapped him on the back.
"A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given
you for many a year! I'll raise your salary, and endeavour to
assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs
this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop,
Bob! Make up the fires and buy another coal-scuttle before
you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!"
Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely
more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he was a second
father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and
as good a man as the good old City knew, or any other good old
city, town, or borough in the good old world. Some people
laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and
little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing
ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people[100]
did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and, knowing
that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite
as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins as have
the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed:
and that was quite enough for him.
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon
the Total-Abstinence Principle ever afterwards; and it was
always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly
said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God
bless Us, Every One!